Orange is the New Black Presents by Jenji Kohan

Author:Jenji Kohan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2014-08-30T04:00:00+00:00

CRACK ALMONDS

BY PIPER CHAPMAN

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You don’t really know how much you’ll miss something until it’s gone. My trips to the farmers’ market, shopping at Whole Foods, and having a fully stocked pantry: That’s what I miss. When it came to shopping, Larry was hopeless when we first started dating. I think his mother shopped for him until we moved in together. I taught him the basics, but he’s always had a good eye for snacks. He found these “crack almonds,” as we came to call them. God, they’re dangerous to have around. Before you know it, you’ve eaten a whole bag of them and you’re filled with deliciousness and regret. They’re covered in brown sugar, so they leave a little granule trail wherever you go. I’d make Larry hide them from me, but he’s so bad at hiding things I would always find them. He’d know because I’d be caught red-handed with brown sugar all over my face. A criminal in my own home.

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